Welcome back again! Last time all of the kids finally becamse teenagers, and everyone got a little something at prom rather unexpectantly. That’s all I can remember right now so let’s get going!
Oh also, I’m going to have a poll for heir this time. I’m having trouble choosing. Some time after I get this chapter posted I’ll probably put it up since the eldest kids are close to aging up. Ash isn’t all that far behind.
Lightening: “I was clearly in here for awhile, mom! Why would you do this?! Get out! I’m trying to pee!”
Deedee: “I’m sorry! I didn’t realize it would look so different!”
Lightening: “OMP GET OUT!”
Lightening: “This is the worst day of my life.”
Deedee: “So does your brother work out as much as you do? Because he was… tiny. I mean you are twins so, if you see one of you then do you see the other?”
Thunder: “Mom. Stop. No one ever wants to think of what you did ever again. I’m trying to eat.”
Oh Stray Cat, what’s this? You walked straight out the door that you came in and claimed you were unable to exit from for some reason? Really? So this whole time… you were only pretending to be trapped. And now your cover is blown.
Stray Cat: “I couldn’t help it. I really needed a bath!”
Where do you think you’re going now?!
Stray Cat: “I just want to be loved. :(“
Ugh. At least he/she uses the scratching post and doesn’t bother anything. Can’t really complain. There’s a cute kitty for sims to enjoy and I don’t actually have to take care of it.
And another dose of old Kyle is freaking adorable. I could pinch his cheeks, he’s so cute!
Kyle: “Thanks! I don’t work out. Unless you count that training game I played for a bit. My thumbs are BEEF though.”
Ash: “Your nose. I booped it. How does that make you feel?”
Fire: “UGH! Why did you touch my face?!”
Ash: “Haha! Everyone look at my dumbass brother, Fire! He’s more brain dead than the zombies limping around.”
Fire: “You grew up mean. I don’t like it!”
Kyle: “I think you should leave your brother alone, dear. He doesn’t deserve to be picked on.”
Ash: “Then maybe he needs to get a brain so he can think of a proper come back.”
Fire: “Grrr! Shut up!”
This made me sad. They had been friends before she flipped her bitch switch for no reason.
Fire: “Why are you treating me this way. I’m your big brother! We’re family, and we were close! I’ve never once been mean to you!”
Ash: “It’s not about that. I’m just not in a good mood and you’re standing around looking like a moron. So get over it and leave me alone.”
Why are the females in this family, besides Navi, so mean?
Sand: “I’m not MEAN! She is though. Ship her ass out of here. No one treats my baby that way!”
No, that won’t solve anything. Besides I need to know what personalities everyone has.
Sand: “Her personality is bitch. There.”
Kyle: “See? This is a pretty good workout right? Building brain muscles!”
Thunder: “No Uncle Kyle… that’s not how that works.”
Cosmo: “Your cousin is… leering at me. What do I do?!”
Thunder: “Just hold really still. Maybe she’ll think you’re already dead and leave you alone.”
Kyle: “In between me and the tv is no place to socialize!”
Cosmo: “OMP She… she… she licked my neck!”
Ash: “That’s right. I’m the predator.”
Thunder: “Uncle Kyle… please handle your daughter. I think she’s drunk.”
Kyle: “After I beat this level!”
Cosmo: “I… didn’t realize you-”
Ash: “I’ll give you about two seconds to get out of here before I bash in your skull with the plunger.”
Why can’t we lock the bathroom doors? Sims should do that behind themselves automatically.
And then Ash got her revenge on Cosmo anyway.
Cosmo: “BLUE hair? This is awful! I look ridiculous!”
Yeah, cuz blue is so much stranger than purple. Dumbass.
WHY DOES THIS KEEP ON HAPPENING!
Fire: “Are you ready? Cuz I’m going to flush now.”
Cosmo: “Yeah, go ahead.”
And they didn’t react. Took me forever to remember they’re still romantic interests. Because they never speak or interact, certainly not romantically.
Fire: “It’s just nice to still be able to use the bathroom while someone else is in there. That’s the only perk.”
I’m going to build port-a-potties only.
Sand: “I heard about what you were doing while I was away reviewing the restaurant, young lady. And it’s not acceptible. You are not to treat people in this house that way!”
Ash: “You can’t yell at me! Daddy was here the whole time and he didn’t care!”
Sand: “I don’t care what your father did or didn’t do. I am your mother and you will listen to what I’m telling you!”
Ash: “Oh yeah? Well I’m telling Daddy on you!”
Sand: “Oh you did not just say that to me. Girl, I’m about to fireblast you straight through that tv.”
Thunder: “Please… have mercy. I don’t want to die as a casualty in your line of fire.”
Ash: “I HATE YOU! I ONLY LOVE DADDY!”
And what is Kyle doing while all of this is going down?
Kyle: “BOOO! You suck Cyclone! You’re the worst ball player EVER. You lost again!”
He does this all the time. I was going to make a video compilation of all the boo videos I’ve taken with Kyle booing Cyclone. I downloaded Windows Movie Maker and put in the first video. Went to cut out some extra parts and it crashed. Now it refuses to load any of my videos so I can’t make my compilation. If anyone has a solution, please let me know.
Ash: “I’ll show them. I’ll show them all!”
Cosmo: “Uh… you do know that Deedee is right over there.”
Deedee: “I’m so sick of yelling at her. Let her do her shit. I’m going to bed.”
Then Thunder asked Cosmo to play catch with him. He has the greatest look of elation on his face I have ever seen on a sim.
Cosmo: “I like to handle balls. This is so fun. Teehee.”
Thunder: “Alright, now get ready for a REAL throw! This is how to throw a football!”
Cosmo: “OMP don’t hurt me! I thought this was a friendly game!?”
Cosmo: “OMPH! MY HAND!”
Cosmo: “Why did you do that?! It wasn’t nice!”
Thunder: “I… don’t know my own strength? Come on throw it back. I’ll throw easier next time.”
Ash: “I saw in the paper that someone stole some priceless artwork the other night, UNCLE DUST! Was it you?! You and those awful people you hang out with! Where do you go every night, huh?!”
Dust: “Whoah, where the hell did this even come from?”
Ash: “I used to be proud of you, but not anymore. Not now that I know what you are! A criminal! A filthy, thieving criminal!”
Dust: “Alright now, just calm down. I don’t know who’s been spiking your drinks with guava beans but they really need to stop it.”
Ash: “This whole house sucks.”
She is the wildest freaking sim I’ve ever had in my game. Seriously. Get off the Monsters kid.
Dust: “Wait a minute. Was that blow up really just a cover for that prank I just saw you pulling over there on the computer?”
Dust: “Look, nice try kid, but if you ever yell at me like that again I’ll shave your head in your sleep and super glue it to your face. Also, don’t get caught pranking. You’re sloppy. If you’re going to go pranking then do it right. I may have taught you what I know, xonsidering I never got caught and I pranked this whole house several times over. But now you’ve pissed me off. So get your ass to bed.”
Ash: “Yes Uncle Dust…”
Dust: “And then you put it all into the bowl and mix it with your hands. Something about the salt in our skin gives it a unique flavor.”
I really only took this to show how alike Lightening looks to his dad. Makes me sad.
Lightening: “I was thinking about what you said earlier, and I call bullshit.”
Dust: “Damn, what is with you kids!? You are the mouthiest bunch of little fuckers I’ve ever met.”
Lightening: “Yeah well, don’t try to tell us stupid shit and expect us to just believe it on your word.”
Dust: “Try to give you some cultural information and you throw it back like an ignorant little fuck. Get out of here and get out of your little bubble.”
omg I’m getting kind of tired of all the strife in this house! ARG!
And then this happened and I felt a little bit better. I know walls are down but I took it without intention to include the picture of them in it, but I thought it added to the notification. Both of them got eternally faithful as they decided to make out in front of the couch.
Sand: “We’re going to do more than make out by this couch. Cosmo, GTFO!”
The wording on this disturbs me.They’d better “make” the right choice implies that they haven’t already made it. If they haven’t already made it then how did they become eternally faithful? EAXIS. You fail.
Kyle became so much of a nerd that I was able to choose another trait for him! This is the first time that’s happened to me! Of course I picked socially awkward. He’s a nerd.
Fire: “One day, with enough meditation, I too will become like the butterfly and float free.”
Huh. There is a butterfly in this shot.
Sand finished her crappy book, and it bombed.
Sand: “Go figure, who knew there were certain kinds of forbidden love that people just don’t want to hear about.”
We’re talking to YOU George R.R. Martin.
And the author of this one comic I read years and years ago about animal people in the south. It disturbed me to the point that I haven’t forgotten those specific frames. I would like them seared from my mind. Now that I have the embarrassed moodlet, what else is happening?
Oh. Ash is being a punk ass again.
Ash: “I’m really displease with you, Daddy.”
Kyle: “Yeah well… I can’t even look at you right now. You made me get up right in the middle of a raid.”
As soon as Kyle goes back to playing WoW, Ash does it AGAIN.
Deedee: “Seriously kid, if you’re crying out for attention this isn’t the way to do it. You’re pissing everyone off.”
But she is getting all the attention.
I took shitty screenshots this time. I have a whole first section that’s really sporadic because I failed to take some others that went along with the notifications. Blame my constant crashing. The second half should hopefully be better. I took more actual shots. I think…
Wow. How could anyone be so angry while riding a freaking magical broom?
Fire: “Ash started calling me Broom Butt at school and now everyone is. I hate her!”
Kyle: “So when are you and your super villain going to be stealing some big jewels? I could use a good story for the paper. And you could use some more bling for that outfit.”
Dust: “Urge to kill… rising.”
So, these things. What are they? And how do you do them? Later on I got messages that everyone failed them. I tried to click on the stadium but never saw options to complete them. So I remain confused.
Sweet! I get points for this!
Fire went to the theater and told everyone he already sort of knew how to play everything that was there.
Because he played a toddler’s xylophone.
And that’s logical.
Fire: “I can kinda play the flute and the trumpet too!”
Yeah. I bet you can.
I’m sorry this has been nothing but notifications. I don’t know what was wrong with me this play session.
Dust: “I’m sick of all these nerds in this house! NERDS!”
Hey your son is also a jock finally. This one was more fitting anyway.
Dust: “Yeah. Turns out he’s my favorite.”
Ash: “Booooo Grandpa! You suck at sports!”
Cyclone: “I wish I had loving, adoring fans. Not asshole family members.”
Ash: “And this is where the little man lives all alone and talks to himself all day long. Because people are stupid and he’s too smart for them. But he likes it this way. He doesn’t have to deal with the stupid.”
Fire: “I’ve done nothing! I sternly adhere to that statement! See how stern I look!”
Dust: “What the hell is wrong with you?”
Lightening: “My thoughts have no yet formed on this situation.”
Dust: “Why can’t you just pull your pranks when there aren’t any adults in the room? Why are you all so fucking moronic?!”
Fire: “I… I’m not in trouble for pulling the prank… but I am for getting caught?”
Dust: “Yes, you idiot! Pull pranks. I don’t care, but if you’re going to then don’t get caught doing it!”
Fire: “Does not compute.”
Dust: “STOP WITH THE NERD SHIT!”
I think Fire’s face is so freaking cute too.
Deedee: “What is this mess? Why is the computer broken?! Was it Ash? I bet it was her!”
No. You got soaked from a different prank, the sink and then instead of drying off you dripped all over the electronics.
I swear. This is turning back into an ISBI in a hurry.
Deedee: “I can’t believe you’re pranking my laptop after it got fixed! I haven’t even gotten to play on it again and you are trying to spoil it!”
Thunder: “That meditation station really isn’t helping anyone calm down lately. There’s been more yelling in this room than in a trailer park.”
Deedee: “Oh no he did not just sit back down and try to finish pranking that computer. Ok. Deep breaths. Calm. Inner peace.”
Deedee: “Forget it! I am going to punch this kid right in the mouth!”
Lightening: “Oh Hi Mom. Didn’t see you there. Whatever could you be coming to talk to me about? I have no idea because I wasn’t doing anything. No ma’am. I listened to your first scolding with all seriousness.”
Her happy face scares me more than if she were coming at him angrily.
Deedee: “Don’t give me that shit! I hadn’t even left the room before you sat back down to tamper with the computer. You’re in time out mister. And you’re lucky it’s only that!”
Lightening: “DERP! I go time out now. Bye byes.”
Thunder: “You’re a stupid poo poo head, Dad!”
Dust: “I’m going to let this go, because you’re the best kid in this house. But don’t you ever talk to me that way again or I’ll break your neck.”
What is with these kids?!
Oh and Dust is now a Super Villain. One promotion away from his life time want!
Also, he probably really means it when he says he’ll break your neck. Those kids better settle down.
Cyclone: “What the duece is this?! I don’t have flattulence!”
Ash: “HAHA! It worked!”
The sims. Where wild horses roam city streets and will probably sleep in and poop on your lawn.
At least they aren’t in my kitchen or living room anymore.
Deedee: “Abra cadabba dabba DOO! Look at that ass! MMM.”
She literally could not stop staring at Dust as he worked out. She stood there “practicing magic” and staring until he stopped. I took some video.
And then this shit happened. Buddy got loose again. Buddy is Dust’s IF that has never actually left his pocket.
And fair warning, it’s about to get slightly raunchy in here. As if my constant cussing wasn’t enough to deter people from reading my stories. >,<
Buddy: “Hey sexy muscle man. Remember me? I was in your pocket. YEOW! *eyebrow wiggle*”
Dust: *stone silence*
Buddy: “How about I get down like this and you tell me how you like it? Yeah. That’s what I thought.”
Buddy: “OMP look at that horn! It’s THIS big! Is this… what the girls are always talking about? It’s my first time! Be gentle!”
Dust: “I’m not sure what the hell is going on… but happy birthday or something. I’m… thinking I may have gotten slipped some drugs… I don’t even know why I’m doing this.”
Buddy: “OH! Is it starting? Is this woohoo? Oh, it tingles!”
Buddy: “I came.”
Buddy: “Or did I? Was that it? You never touched me. Still, it felt good. I’m confused.”
Dust: “Take it however you can get it!”
Buddy: “So, we’re married now right?”
Dust: “AHAHAHA! This is some good shit, whatever it is.”
Buddy: “I’m so happy right now. I’ve always loved you. I guess every imaginary friend loves their creator, but not all of us get to be with them.”
Dust: “Yeah, we aren’t but whatever. I’m totally turned on right now. DEEDS! I’m coming to get you!”
He really did just roll the want to woohoo with Deedee too.
Buddy: “What? What do you mean you’re going to woohoo with the sim woman? We’re married now! I thought… I thought you loved me!”
Dust: “Nope. Never said that. In fact I never even touched you.”
Buddy: “Boooo Dust Storm! You’re a mean man!”
Buddy: “You go to her! See if I care!”
Buddy: “You stink anyway! And your horn wasn’t as big as I said it was!”
Buddy: “RAR Is this what frustration feels like? Because my head feels this big right now! But it doesn’t fit this big. So it’s like my head is going to pop!”
Buddy: “I hate men.”
Buddy: “Ok I’m over that. I know he really loves me. He made me! We’re together forever! Wonder what he’s doing now!”
Uh… you really shouldn’t go bother him right now actually.
Buddy: “Duuust! I wanna play with you!”
For real… go away!
He’s actually “busy” at the moment.
Buddy: “Hey Dust what are you- OHH NOO! You’re doing it with her! Ohh what is that noise! Ohh ewww!”
Buddy: “Why would you do this to me! What we had was special!”
*lots of giggling noises from under the covers*
Buddy: “You two stop it right now! This isn’t right! Dust is my creator! He’s mine! Don’t touch her like that! Stop it!”
Buddy: “OMP what is that?! The blanket lifted up and I saw! WHAT DID I SEE?!”
Buddy: “You take that out right now! That doesn’t go there! NO! Stop it!”
Buddy: “This isn’t happening to me! I can’t look away. WHY Dust WHY?!”
Buddy: “My fragile mind! My innocence! All gone!”
Buddy: “Oh good you stopped. Is it my turn? I’ll start by touching myself. This is good, yes?”
Dust: “That was intense. You’ve never screamed so much before Dee.”
Deedee: “That wasn’t me…”
Buddy: “Just like this. Oh yeah.”
When I described what she was doing to my husband he said, “It’s called Imagibation.”
Hence the title. And my death by laughter. He’s so much funnier than I am.
Buddy: “Teehee. It feels so good.”
And then she just blinked out of existence.
See? I still have Dust selected and she’s just gone.
Deedee: “Good. I hope a dragon ate her in imaginary land and she never comes back. I’m scarred for life from all of that.”
Yeah. Me to actually.
I wonder if they would get more years if you played on immortal?
Sand: “So I saw this really terrible movie the other day, and I’m considering how bad of a review to write. I’ve never written a bad review before. I don’t knw why I, of all sims, am nervous about it but I am.”
Cyclone: “Was it as bad as these burnt waffles?”
Sand: “Oh yeah.”
Cyclone: “Rip them a new one!”
Sand: “They BANNED me?!”
Wow. That escalated quickly. What did you WRITE?
Sand: “I only said that it was liken to sitting in a seat watching someone’s nose ooze snot with my eyelids pinned up by safety pins. But really, the WHOLE theater? That’s messed up.”
Indeed it is. How are they going to get anymore reviews!?
Dust: “Sand being banned from movies is terrible and all… but I need to talk about what I just went through.”
No. No we do not. We need to never mention it AGAIN.
Cosmo: “So I know we’re romantic and we don’t get to spend much time together. Want to play balls?”
Thunder: “What have I created? He means catch. Do you want to play catch.”
Fire: “Oh. Sure. Right.”
Cosmo: “Yay! I like playing balls with you, Fire! You don’t hit me in the face with it!”
Fire: “That is so wrong, dude. So wrong.”
I can’t wait to break off that “romance”. Ugh.
Thunder: “Breathe in and breathe out. Let the negativity flow out, and bring in the positive.”
Ash: “I would say he was pissing me off… but this is actually calming.”
GOOD. YOU NEED IT!
The twins are interacting! Hoyl cowplant!
Lightening: “You can’t beat me at this bro. I’m a master. And you’re some trashy jock.”
Thunder: “Hold on, I’ll get my phone so you can call for your mommy. OH. Look who’s winning! That’s right.”
Lightening: “What the hell!? Fuck this and fuck you!”
I guess he lost. He sat back, got negative socials over his head and looked away.
He deserved it for all his abuse of poor Thunder. Good job Thunder.
Thunder: “Yeah, I’m not sorry.”
Cyclone: “So… I lost another game. Are you guys going to hate me more?”
Lightening: “Geez Grandpa, you’re old as crap. Why are you even playing anymore?”
Sand: “I want woohoo.”
Kyle: “Now hold on dear. I promised Deedee we would do a dungeon run together this evening!”
Sand: “Woohoo now, or I’ll rip your nose right off your face.”
I mean really. Gaming over woohoo? Kyle… get serious.
Ash: “Who needs a man when you have a rocket?”
I didn’t catch it in time but Fire, who played catch with Cosmo all freaking evening, sat down to do his homework, wrote one sentence, and was done.
Fire: “That’s all they need. Anything longer and no one wants to read it.”
… is that an insult?
Dust: “Oh crap did anyone see me break this thing? How did it happen? Were my reps just too intense for it?”
Kyle: “Darling you make me want to frolick in a meadow with you, and you know how I hate the outdoors.”
Kyle: “I love you my darling. I’m so happy that I got to spend my life with you. I can’t imagine any life worth living without you in it.”
Sand: “Oh Kyle. I love you too. You’re the greatest love any sim could ask for. You’re kind, and funny, and most of all you’re really good at woohoo. I want some more of that.”
She really did. She keeps on rolling wants for it. I didn’t even take pictures of the past like five time she wanted it.
And then they made out and went upstairs.
Ash: “You area criminal, and a terrible sim!”
And then this went on while the other two were busy. Ash is such a handful. I don’t want her being disliked but damn her temper is worse than her mother’s.
Dust: “What if I bought you a bigger rocket? Would that calm you the fuck down? Cuz everyone is sick of this shit.”
Ash: “How dare you talk to me that way! You can’t bribe me!”
Buddy: “Did someone say, big rocket? Cuz I’d like one.”
NO GO BACK TO NOT EXISTING!
Then Ash stormed off but Dust got trapped behind Buddy… and she farted and waved it off.
Buddy: “WHEW! That was a stinky one!”
Dust: “Kill me now. Just get it over with.”
And then I scrolled over to these two being autonomously adorable together. I am so glad things ended up this way. They don’t always love on each other, not like some couples you see, but their lives are busy and they do things apart. That’s healthy. And they still love on each other enough.
Kyle: “I love you darling.”
Sand: “And I love you!”
Sand: “Wanna go again?”
Kyle: “Always, dearest.”
ARG! I love them! Ok enough spam. This chapter is horrendously long if my word count has anything to say about it. Thanks for reading. I apologize for any scarring of the psyche that may have occured.
Sand: “I’ll get you EA, and your little dog too!”
Point List. (I forgot to record all the randomized traits and fires… so the numbers are approximate until I go back to look, if
I even can)
Life-Time Wish Achievements (One tally per LTW achieved.):
Social Worker Visits. (One tally per child taken at SW visit.):
Number of Special Tombstones(non-old age) vs. Total Death Count. (Ex: 8/15):
Pass-Outs (except fainting when someone sees a ghost): 18
Every Birth: 6
Every Twin Birth: 1
Every Triplet Birth:
Achieving Honor Roll: 7
Random LTW Choice: 1
Each Randomized Trait: ~20
Reach top of a career. (One tally each time your sims do this, even if it’s the same sim doing it!):
100,000. (One tally for every 100,000 simoleons in your net-worth. Check build/buy mode for this number.):
Spouse Reaches Top of Career:
Stray Zombies and Animals to Die on Lot: 6