Welcome back! Today is the last day of my latest vacation time, which was just a four day weekend. I give my notice tomorrow though because I got a new job! Hopefully I’ll like it better.
On to sims!
Deedee: “Ooooh, you’re back! Let me just start by saying how much fun I have when you’re around. I want to thank you.”
Deedee: “I mean really! I’m so excited I think I could pee my pants!”
Deedee: “YIPPEE! I didn’t! But I’m still so happy that you’re here! We’re going to have lots of fun together! I’ll show you my Yeti. He’s a nice Yeti, don’t worry. We save the people of Snow Mountain from certain peril almost every day!”
What the hell are you wearing?
Sand: “It’s what I’m wearing to work.”
Sand: “It’s comfortable and I’m on my period so you STFU!”
Oh. I know that feel. I’ll leave it be.
Except Kyle looks like a serious journalist in his work clothes, and he’s actually just a loser.
Right around this time, I had to replay this day over and over because the game kept crashing. Eventually I got error trap from Twallan, and life moved on much easier. I blame origin for having some random patch and fucking everything up. Who the hell cares about origin patches, EA? I barely care about sims ones!
Thunder is “spending time with his brother” again I see.
Lightening: “BAM! And that’s what I’ll do to anyone who messes with my experiments!”
Cosmo: “No one’s using this computer right? Cuz I’m going to use it.”
Gustavo is such a moron.
Dust: “Uhh… I was trying to teach Thunder to drive, to build his confidence and make him more popular or something. But uhh… I kinda lost him. And my hog.”
How can you lose him while teaching him to drive?!
Dust: “Well apparently you can’t fit two on a hog in this place. So yeah. The rain is slick. I told him which one was the gas, he, I think, went to ask me ‘This one?’ as he pressed it but he took off so fast after that I can’t be sure.”
Thunder: “I’m going to die aren’t I?”
Just let go of the throttle and get off!
Thunder: “I don’t know how!”
Of all the terrible ideas anyone has ever had, this wins it.
I have never seen this before. Of course it would be Kyle who has the issue.
Kyle: “I’mb miseramble. The plants wamb bme deab.”
I know that feel too.
Fire: Helloooo! I can’t play video games with my lame little sister in the way!”
Ash: “And I can’t play with your fat butt in my way, so move!”
Sand: “So what’s happening here?”
Fire: “Dad’s getting his butt kicked by Ash.”
Kyle: “No, I’m just going easy on her! Letting her win, yeah!”
Ash: “Offt, you wish dad!”
Sand: “Kick his ass honey.”
Kyle: “I. will not lose… to a child!”
Kyle: “See? I have my eyes closed. I just don’t want you to lose and feel bad.”
Fire: “Oh did he really just drive off the cliff?”
Ash: “HAHA! Daddy sucks at this.”
Kyle: “What?! NO! My nerd cred!”
Fire: “Good job beating dad, Ash!”
Ash: “That was awesome! I’m awesome!”
Kyle: “Tell no one. No one must know!”
Cyclone: “And the daddy fish was jealous, because the daughter fish could swim much faster than he could.”
Ash: “Haha! Like my dad and me with the game, huh Grandpa?”
Cyclone: “Tha’ts right!”
I almost typed his name as “granpda” instead of Cyclone.
Lightening: “You’re going DOWN PAP!”
Oberon: “Wha-OH! RUDE!”
Lightening: “Ahaha! That’s what you get for being a creeper!”
I found great joy in these actions.
Cyclone: “So when are you getting married?”
Dust: “What part of never didn’t you understand, dad?”
Cyclone still has that want for his son to get married. Not going to make him, so not going to happen, but Cyclone brings it up every now and again anyway.
The boys went on a field trip I see.
Thunder: “WHY WON’T ANYONE LOVE ME?!”
And it didn’t go well.
Cosmo: “Stupid grown ups. Don’t know how to have fun. *grumble*”
Cosmo was caught trying to prank something.
And after yelling at the imaginary friend, Deedee caused way more trouble than some prank would’ve.
Cosmo: “See? At least I wasn’t trying to hurt anyone!”
Also… there was available food. She didn’t have to cook…
Deedee: “But I wanted mac and cheese! :(“
Deedee: “I really don’t see what the big fuss is all about guys… it was just a little fire.”
Everyone else: *FREAKS OUT*
Firefighter: “Ooo is that chili? I like chili!”
Sand: “I’m starting to get tired of this. I’m a fire wizard. I don’t like putting them out, I like starting them! :(“
Dust: “Don’t even say it.”
He’s a super villain’s sidekick. A very flamboyant super villain’s sidekick I guess.
What’s his name? Moxy Man?
Dust: “Shut up.”
Cyclone: “So I know you’re evil son, but do you really enjoy breaking the heart of your dear old dad? The one who took care of you. Sheltered you. Loved you. All I want in my old age is to see my children happy. And married. Married in important.”
Thunder went home with a girl after school. I used his one action to.. well ok he had to introduce himself to the girl whose house he was invited to before he could talk to her. Yeah. I didn’t count that as an action though. His action was inviting her to prom.
Thunder: “So, you’re pretty, and a jock. I’m athletic and stuff. Wanna go to prom with me?”
Fawn: “Sure do! We’ll be the envy of everyone there! And eventually I’ll be head cheerleader and you’ll be wuarterback and we’ll rule the school together!”
Thunder: “You said yes?! WOO!”
That was… way too easy.
Fawn: “I’m an easy girl.”
I guess it wasn’t a very fancy prom. No one appears to be dressed up.
And now, prom spam!
Sand: “I’m getting really tired of these bastards trying to burn the place down. NO MORE!”
Um, well that’s what Sand wihed to do while the kids were out. Really exciting. And NOW prom spam!
Not at all surprising. He’s the Alpha of the bunch.
WHY? WTF guys? UGH. I don’t like this. Cosmo’s face is boring! And he’s kinda boring himself!
Fire: “I think he’s interesting!”
No one cares what you think right now!
The actual kid with a date is doing well too at least.
She really is an easy girl. :p
Huh. So he’s got some moves. Maybe that’s how he impressed Fire.
Who is this? Well she’s a Wolff, so we already know she’s hideous.
Maybe he would have listened if this were grammatically correct?
Who the hell is Ethan now and why is he a joke?
Alrighty then. You guys couldn’t have gotten girlfriends/boyfriends prior to the dance? Oh right. EA SP. Got it. My bad. FAIL.
Seriously, what is wrong with Ethan?!
Well if you’re already going steady, I should hope so.
You’re already going steady. You freaks.
I hate how they do the prom pictures. MAKE THEM BIGGER AND FACING THE CAMERA! Also, if they ended up with people at the dance then why the hell wouldn’t they get the pics with them?
And if you scroll in on Thunder’s face, he looks like he knows he’s going to gt lucky tonight.
Thunder: “She said she’s easy!”
Yes. Yes she did.
This doesn’t make me like you any more Cosmo.
Fire: “I don’t love him… it was one night and a mistake… what do I do…”
Thunder: “I’m here too!”
No one cares!
Bunny Gnome: “Oh Latrine. I love thee so.”
Ash: “Dude, if you’re done having a stupid teen mood swing and pranking shit then you can gtfo. I need a shower.”
Fire: “Oh, sorry little sis.”
Ash: “Boys suck.”
She has expressions as good as her uncle did when he was her age.
So Sand threw a party to invite all the boys’ recent romantic interests out with them, to the festival. Getting them all there was a cluster cuss.
I see your umbrella is still shitty.
Dust: “Yeah, nice of you to fix that. I see everyone else has nice new umbrellas.”
I didn’t give those to them. Go steal a better one Mr.Evil.
Really? Why did you even come then?
As soon as they got there Cyclone and Dust said there were too many people and Cosmo pulls this shit.
I got a family shot anyway, although I wanted Cyclone in it. That old man moves too fast!
Deedee: “Then why can’t he ever win a game?”
I dunno. And this is the best his team has ever done. >,<
Fire went to a game machine and distracted me. He got a rare gem from it. Oh and back there in the corner? That’s Cassie Wolff. Yeah. Lightening’s great choice. :p
While I was watching Fire, Kyle did this. Holy Hell man!
Kyle: “What? I’m one of the top nerds. I’d be ashamed if I couldn’t beat the high score of smack a gnome!”
Oh Desert came!
Desert: “Why are there fall leaves at a spring festival? And why aren’t there any hot chicks? It’s supposed to be about love.”
Yeah well, this festival sucks. Everyone ran off home when I wasn’t looking. Even Sand, whom I was controlling!
This was HER party!
Deedee: “No one wants to party in the rain. We could get struck by lightening!”
I haven’t been able to catch it yet but she’s afraid of lightening. Not her son, the weather phenomenon. It’s cute.
I forced Sand to come back to interact with Desert some but gave up shortly after and sent her home. So she could wet herself in terror.
Fire: “Mom, those werewolf paparazzi are always lurking out there. Why did you do it?”
Sand: “I don’t know! I’m old now! This proves it!” *sob*
You’re not old you ass.
Sand: “Oh my stars dishwasher! Say it ain’t so!”
Sand: “I just.. can’t go on this way…”
I’m going to say this is from the werewolf still because her energy was still in the green. I’m not counting this or her piss puddle.
Ash: “Stupid dishwasher. Scareing my mother.”
Ash: “What if I’m next?!” *trembles*
Sand: “I saw a tunnel and light, and Will Wright spoke to me.”
Oh yeah? What did he say?
Sand: “He said, ‘Wanna battle robots?’ What does that even mean?!”
To further confuse me, the game had a trick-or-treater come to the door. During Love fest. The SPRING festival.
Deedee: “NO ONE is getting any of MY candy! Hooligans!”
Wanton Teenager: “So like, I didn’t know old people were doing trick-or-treating for kisses too. Gross.”
This toilet’s description said it never breaks.
YOU LIED AGAIN EA!
Fire: “I know things were said at prom.”
Cosmo: “Yeah that was fun.”
Fire: “Yeah. Well, the thing is… it’s like, I’m a vagabond and you’re a sweet whole-hearted uhh.. damsel? It’s tempting but it can never be.”
Cosmo: “Oh. :(“
They did not once interact outside of this after the prom. I think things must’ve been awkward.
Fire: “I should never have danced with him. This really is awkward. I think I need to prank something.”
He looks so evil with this face on him. But he’s really not.
Why does he keep doing this? His private school wasn’t military!
Who, wha?! I clicked on them and it just moved the camera over a bit. It took me way too long to figure out his stupid IF had escaped and was beside him.
He’s cuter than Cosmo, but I’m not dealing with more.
Lightening: “Look we aren’t even best friends, so I’m really not sure why you even exist right now.”
I never truly appreciated how strange this appears before I stopped clicking on all of my sims.
Deedee: “I can’t even believe you Ash! I thought you were the mart one! Why would you skip school?”
Ash: “I’m… sorry? I didn’t mean to.”
Deedee: “Well you had better just watch yourself.”
I’m not sure why she missed, but I sent her. And I’m not counting that as an action although I didn’t make her do anything else as a child.
Sand: “Wanna play a game?” *wiggles eyebrows*
Kyle: “Of course! What game?”
Sand: “Are you really that oblivious?”
And then this happened. Again.
Deedee: “I think some witch out there is casting an evil hex to curse us with wild horses in the house because Cyclone is such a crappy ball player.”
Not only did a horse get in, but so did a cat. What the fuck?! If my walls are solid enough to keep them in why don’t they keep them out?!
Stary Cat: “I walked in that door there, but I have no clue how to get back out of it. Halp!”
Wild Horse: “I’m tired of this bullshit.”
I had to open a wall again. This horse ran all over the house and then I was afraid the other one was going to get stuck as well but it was like he came in to try and show the first horse the way back out of the magical portal in the wall. That didn’t work. And the cat didn’t get out when I cut a hole in the wall so now he’s stuck. I’m not dealing with that shit again.
Fire: “Well kitty, looks like you’re a part of the family now. That means… well nothing really. But watch me perform this stunt!”
Dust: “No! Not more cats! I can’t handle the sadness when they die!”
Dust: “RUN! RUN! We’re going to have you winning games for once if it’s the last thing I do!”
Cyclone: “I like this.. bonding time… but I can’t… breathe… and I think my hip… is broken.”
Also, Lightening, Fire AND Cosmo, all woke up having a mood swing.
This is the result of that.
Kyle: “OH GROSS! TOILET WATER!”
EVERTHING in this house has been pranked that is able to be pranked at this point. All there surreptitiously walked around putting the pranks on. This one was from Fire.
Probably not a good day to fuck with your brother’s feelings.
Thunder: “I’m just curious about astrology!”
Fire: “That jerk! He can’t do that to Lightening!”
Cosmo: “Yeah, that’s just mean!”
Fire: “Now kitty, we don’t act that way in this house. Behave yourself.”
Lightening: “Chill out cat.”
Cosmo: “Yeah kitty, behave. It’s not nice to put pranks all over the house. ….What? Someone has to take the blame.”
I wish I could teleport the poor cat out of here.
Cosmo: “Can you believe how rude that cat was?!”
Wow. Cassie must be an easy girl too.
Cosmo: “Eh, why not?”
And they had such a thrilling time.
Sand: “Don’t worry, baby. I know you didn’t mean to be late for school. You’re always such a good girl. Don’t listen to Deedee. She’s a dumbass anyway.”
Deedee: “Oh I’m sure she learned her lesson. You’re such a nice mom, Sand. :D”
Deedee smiled at Sand as she walked out of the room, and Ash stood there giving Deedee the most smug look I have ever seen in this game.
Deedee turned on her the SECOND Sand was out of the room. I can’t even make this shit up.
Deedee: “You little shit. Don’t give me that look. We both know you’re a rotten, manipulative little asshole!”
Ash: “Don’t mess with me. I’ll have my mom torch you. You can’t do anything to me. Hehe.”
Kyle: “So it’s almost time for my birthday.”
Cyclone: “Yeah. It’s almost time for your daughter to turn into a teenager and wear short shorts and go to parties with randy teen boys too.”
Kyle: “WHAT!” *crashes his vehicle*
Cyclone: “HA! I win!”
Kyle: “Cyclone is full of crap. You’ll be my little princess forever, right Ash?”
Ash: “Heck no! I’m about to age up and get into magic so I can set people on fire!”
Kyle: “That’s not… much better…”
Thunder: “Better pay attention Uncle Kyle, cuz you’re about to get PWNED!”
Kyle: “DAMN IT!”
Stray Cat: “I’m so happy! I want to live here forever! The people are nice, there’s food and a scratching post and watching the moving things on the wall is fun!”
I’d adopt you but I’m over stuffed.
Dust: “Hey sis, it’s almost time for Ash’s birthday! Just think about it. So many boys, so little time.”
Sand: “You displease me, brother. I may have to kill you now.”
Ash: “I don’t like boys. There’s mostly boys in this house and they suck.”
Ash: “I only like Wiggles.”
Dust: “So girls then?”
Sand: “I hate this fucking house.”
Her rage face is something to behold!
Kyle: “Hey what’s going on in here?”
Dust: “We’re talking about all the lovers your daughter is going to accumulate as a teenager.”
Kyle: “I… feel sick.”
Kyle: “And that, friends, is how we get white hair. Impending teenage daughters. D:”
Fire: “Well, I’m tired of this crap now. See ya.”
Kyle is an adorable old man!
Kyle: “My Lady. You must remember to always be virtuous. It is a trait of utmost importance to a royal such as yourself. Please… please stay virtuous.”
Cosmo: “Are you gonna eat that salad? Cuz… I’ll totally eat it if not.”
Ash: “Oh daddy, don’t be silly! I’m going to be tyrannical!”
Kyle: “My baby girl… breaks my heart.”
Dust: “Tyrannical ALL over town, right kid?!”
Ash: “I have a stick, and I will hit you with it, Uncle Dust.”
Kyle: “At least I can still enjoy a good bowel movement.”
Uh.. Kyle. Two things wrong here. One, don’t ever say that again and two…
Kyle: “DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!”
So this time it was Cosmo, having reset the trap in the same day. I’m telling you those boys all on a mood swing at once is vicious for the house. While Cosmo got Kyle in this second toilet fiasco, he himself fell for the computer prank set up by Lightening and Thunder sat on a whoopee cushion set up by Fire. I was sad that I missed the others. I only found them by looking at the moodlets to see who had gotten Kyle this time.
Ash: “WAHOO! I’ll be able to use my magic now to set people on fire like mommy!”
Fire: “Yay little sister! Remember, you always liked me! But you know, I love fire too. That’s my name!”
Cosmo: “Mmm, deaf salad. My favorite.”
She became beautiful. And didn’t do as well in school as I had thought she did. Oh well. She’s an interesting character and that trait makes her even more so. I think I may get master controller so I can add her some freckles like her dad since EA broke that shit too and it isn’t hereditary like it’s supposed to be.
Thanks for reading! I feel like I’ve blasted through this generation. But then the last one took me almost a year to get through so compared to that I really am.
Life-Time Wish Achievements (One tally per LTW achieved.):
Social Worker Visits. (One tally per child taken at SW visit.):
Number of Special Tombstones(non-old age) vs. Total Death Count. (Ex: 8/15):
Pass-Outs (except fainting when someone sees a ghost): 18
Every Birth: 2
Every Twin Birth:
Every Triplet Birth:
Achieving Honor Roll: 3
Random LTW Choice: 1
Each Randomized Trait: 2
Reach top of a career. (One tally each time your sims do this, even if it’s the same sim doing it!):
100,000. (One tally for every 100,000 simoleons in your net-worth. Check build/buy mode for this number.):
Spouse Reaches Top of Career:
Stray Zombies and Animals to Die on Lot: 6